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I rant, a lot. Mostly at silly little things, sometimes at major things. But they all have one thing in common, I am passionate about them. I can't help it, when something I am passionate about get twisted or done wrong it pisses me off! It boils my blood and makes my skin itch! So to release some of my anger, I decided to put my rants into blogs. Hopefully this will calm me down but mostly, I hope readers enjoy my rants. TheGirlThatGetsPissedOff x

Sunday, 24 February 2013

Aliens: Colonial Marines - DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE TRILOGY?!


The Aliens franchise, it's up there with Die Hard, The Terminator, Lord of The Rings, Nightmare On Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Predator.... The list goes on. So how kick ass would it be if you could be a marine, fighting Xenomorps? IT WOULD BE BLOODY AWESOME! And scary, don't forgot we're not all Ellen Ripley! After six years in the making, Aliens: Colonial Marines was finally released! Alien fans jumped in joy, me along with them. 

Set not long after Aliens, you and your fellow marines go to investegate the ship USS Sulaco after hearing distress calls made by Hicks. Of course you have no idea that the colony is over run by Xenomorphs. But that's not the only thing, we soon discover that The Weyland-Yutani corporation is using USS Sulaco as a host vessel for the Xenomorphs to do... whatever they do. THAT IS AMAZING! If you think about it, The Wey-Yu corp is basically the main bad guys in the movies! It it weren't for them, poor Ripley would have never have to fight the Xenomorphs again and it would have been GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!

So we are battling The Weyland corp and Xenomorphs at the same time, GREAT! But what is this I hear? A plot twist? Yes, it appears that one of the Marines from the movie is still alive! How is that possible, how can someone survive after seventeen weeks? Well Newt survived and she was only a child. But who could it be?

"APONE!" I hear you cry. Well if you want to know, have a look for yourself.



WTFLYINGF! HOW? WHAT?

Yeah, that was my reaction too! The makers of Aliens: Colonial Marines claim that they are 'big fans' of the franchise. I CALL BULL! Have you even seen the movies? What, you have! Well then you would know that it is IMPOSSIBLE for this person to be in the game. Now I don't want to spoil the game for anyone that doesn't want to know the spoilers but you will slap yourself silly at this incredibly stupid plot twist that murders my favorite movie of the franchise! I HATE THAT!   Warning to all games based of movies/shows/books, GET YOU FACTS RIGHT BEFORE YOU MAKE A PERMANENT MISTAKE!!!
       

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